Book/Nadie's Limericks

Nadie's Limericks are not one book but rather a series of books, each containing a limerick written by Ardeley resident Nadie Nemoto.

Several copies of each were found scattered around Ardeley, most notably in the library and her own home, and though many still reside there many copies were taken either to Azalea's library or for personal collections. At the current point in time, there are eight limericks in total, though more may be found in the future.

Most of the limericks were written out-of-character by Candy, but two- titled Cider and Mathemancer -were written by an unknown author and British mathematician Leigh Mercer respectively.

CIDER
There was a young lady from Hyde,

who ate some green apples and died

While her lover lamented,

the apples fermented,

and made cider inside her insides!

MATHEMANCER
A dozen, a gross, and a score

plus three times the square root of four

divided by seven

plus five times eleven

is nine squared, and not a bit more!

PLAYING WITH FIRE
This could be a dirty limerick,

but if it was I know then it would stick

in the minds of my friends

And so to risky ends,

I will chance the mere mention of dick

BACKSTEP
There once was a Piglin derided,

for movements that no-one abided

Though his name was Quickstep,

his movements would schlep, and

left his dancing rather lopsided

THRILLSEEKER
There once was a cleric named Abbott,

who, once meek and soft as a rabbit,

dove into a cave and

now thinking him brave,

formed himself quite the bad habit!

EMBARRASSED
There once was a flustered lover,

who, panicked and seeking a cover,

went to work in the night,

returned with the light,

frozen and with a big stutter.

GOOD-TIMER
Presented in-game with the title "In Memoriam".

There once was a miner named Fallon,

who each night would drink up a gallon

of our homebrewed beer

But never to fear,

It left her with mighty fine paddin'!

TEASING
There once was a poet from here,

who wrote poems to those she held dear

But then she found out

the comedic knockout

in writing her limericks to smear!