Book/The Ballad of Ender Michael

The Ballad of Ender Michael is an epic written by an anonymous author detailing the tragic tale of a young Enderman's hubris.

Out-of-character, it was inspired by a still-unexplained pattern of lines in the server log saying "Ender Michael hit the ground too hard". It was deduced that Ender Michael was a named mob, however no further information could be gleaned.



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There once was a young enderman

Who came up with a frivolous plan

Michael was his name,

And he'd gain his fame,

With eternal night for the land.

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With stolen elytra he flew

Up into the great sky of blue

His goal was the sun,

Extinguished and done,

So that mobs the land o'er rose anew.

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But the sun was too lofty to face

Far off in the cold depths of space

Hearing elytra break,

Michael knew his mistake,

And down he fell from a high place.